Walkerisms ~ Part Deux

Walker's 1st lie:

Walker: "Momma, I'm all done!"
Me: (Walking in the bathroom, seeing the whole roll of toilet paper unrolled on the floor) "Walker, what happened??"
Walker: "Ummm... 'cause.... ummm.... Will do it!"
Me: "Walker, Will's asleep; he couldn't have done it."
Walker: "Momma, umm... (in his deep, low, scratchy voice) big, scary man came and hit down all da' paper all over 'da floor-- made a big mess!"
Me: "Walker, are you lieing to me?"
Walker: "Uhh... Santa Clause did it!"

Walker: (Putting on some mardi gras beads) "Look, I'm a Wagan" (the word he uses for "Ragan")

(Riding in the car, and I happened to look back at him and he was staring out the window; I could tell his wheels were turning)
Walker: (out of the blue) "Will love God!"
Me: "Will does love God!"
Walker: "Walker love God too!"
Me: "I'm so glad you love God!"
Walker: "Momma love God either" (meaning "too")
Me:"Yes, momma loves God too; Does daddy love God?"
Walker: "Naahhh!"

Walker: Momma, Hold Will, give him a bottle, Can I, please?"
Me: "Sure" (putting Will in Walker's lap)
Walker: (in his high, squeaky "baby" voice)
"Don't worry, Woo, I not going to drop you!"

Walker: (Seeing a dead bug on the car seat) " ohhhh.....nasty, dead bug!"
Me: "Oh, no!"
Walker: It O.K., momma, daddy shot it!"

Walker: (Running around the house like a crazy man as always) "Look, momma, I'm a llama!"