Walkerisms ~ Part Cinq

Walker has been saying the funniest things lately. He is talking like a big kid now, and is so expressive and dramatic in his story telling. There are still several words that he says incorrectly, but oh so cutely! Nobody's touching these! Anyways,here are some of the things that I remember.

Walker: (pouting about something)
Me: "Walker, it's time to stop pouting."
Walker: "Momma, sometimes children cry too!"

Me: (Walking in his room after his nap)"Did you have a good nap?"
Walker: "Actually not. I was crying in my bed just a little bit because I couldn't get my booger out; it was stuck!"

Walker: (Playing with his big trucks) "Beep, beep; Look out, we going to North Jackson!"

Walker: (Talking to Will in his high chair) "I teach him, momma. Now listen Woo Woo, Lou (you) be sweet to the Lord and your momma Ragan and your daddy Chandler!"

Walker: "When I go duck huntin' a lepoard will come and eat Will, momma, daddy, and myself!" (Needless to say, he has a very vivid imagination)

Walker: (Making up one of his little songs on the way back to church) ".....La, La, La , La-La; I don't have a Bible yet!" (Do you think he was trying to tell us something? the next week we gave him one of his little Bibles to start carrying to church)

Me: (In the car about to leave the house) "Are you ready to go my cute boys?"
Walker: "I cute?"; I not cute.....Is daddy cute?
Me: "Yeah, daddy's cute."
Walker: "Okay then, I cute too!"

Walker: "Momma, you lookin' kind of pretty!"
Me: "What's pretty?"
Walker: "That face you makin' at me!"
(I love this kid :-)

Will: (jabbering in his own little language)
Walker: (In his little sweet high voice) "Oh really, Will!....What you talkin' about?..Are you serious?...Well, I don't even believe it!"

Walker: (Showing and telling me all about a frog in his bug catcher he had caught)
Momma, if Will was a little baby froggy, I'd let him out of his cage!"

Walker: (Sitting at the table eating breakfast talking to himself)
"Children, obey your parents says the Lord your God!"

Walker: I would be really, really sad if some boy came and took my froggy away!"
Me: "What boy?"
Walker: "Ummm.....I tink Amity!"

Walker: (Comes running up to me) Umm..... I tink Waylon needs me to scratch behind his ears....He needs his daddy Walker!"

Me: (Talking to Will after he got out of the bath) Okay, all clean and shiney....You look handsome!"
Walker: (Overhearing the conversation) Well, I guess Will can be handsome too!"

(Walker was taking a shower with Chandler this morning before church )
Walker: (Starting singing another one of his original songs).... (While holding "himself"), Grow bigger, Oh please, I want you to grow bigger.....grow bigger....."