Walkerisms~ Part 6

(Walking by Walker while playing)
Walker: (looking up at me) "I have an office."
Me: "An office, you have an office? Well, where is it?"
Walker: (pointing) "Uh, it's just right up the interstate."

Me: (reprimanding him for who knows what)
Walker: "Uh! I'm having a really hard day, mom"

Me: (walking by while getting ready for church)
Walker: "You look so so beautiful, mom"
**What a sweetie; I love this little boy ;-)

Walker: (showing me something that he had built) "My daddy taught me that. He taught me everything I know."

Walker: (stepping on a toy) "Owww....! (bending down and looking Will right in the face)Will, that's why we always need to pick up our toys."

Walker: (In his masculine, "scary" voice) I da' superman hero, Jon Walker Oswalt....and I know your momma!"

Me: (walking by ignoring him b/c I was cleaning or something)
Walker: "Hold on momma, I need something from you."
Me: (slightly annoyed b/c I was focused on the task at hand) "What do you need?"
Walker: (With a sly little smirk on his face) "I need a big ole' kiss!"

Walker: (crying b/c he fell off the chair on his stomach)
Me: "Are you okay?"
Walker: "No, momma, I think I broke my heart."

Walker: (laughing at Will being cute in his highchair) "Look at Will, momma. He's just my handsome little boy."
Me: (laughing) "Are you handsome?"
Walker: "No, I just beautiful!"

Umm..., yeah, can you say, "A little vain?" It might not be a bad thing if he hears such compliments a little less often.