I'd be

If I were a shoe, I'd be a flip-flop.
If I were a city, I'd be Paris.
If I were a season, I'd be Fall.
If I were a car, I’d be a Lexus (smooth as butta')
If I were a vegetable, I’d be a mushroom.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a strawberry.
If I were a color, I’d be hot pink.
If I were furniture, I’d be a rocking chair.
If I were a country, I’d be Austria.
If I were a beverage, I'd be a margarita.
If I were clothing, I'd be a sun dress.
If I were weather, I'd be raining
If I were a dessert, I’d be cheesecake.
If I were a plant, I’d be an oak tree.

I've heard people say that no one reads posts without pictures, so here's one just in case ;-)
(Walker must be telling him something really good!)