Chandler spanked Walker tonight for arguing. Chandler went on to explain to him that he didn't like to spank him, but God commands (tells) him to spank his children when they disobey. Here are some of the questions that stemmed from their little conversation.
W: How does God tell you to spank me when I disobey?
C: It's in the Bible, God's word.
W:How did it get it in the Bible?
C: God told some special people what to write in it a long long time ago.
W:Where is God now?
C: Up in heaven
W: In the clouds?
C: (stumbling) Well, yeah, way up there
W: Did he fly up there?
C: Umm...no...
W: Did he drive?
C: No. He's God and he can do whatever he wants. He's everywhere and he can see and listen to you, Lunden, and GiGi Pops all at the same time...
W: Does he have three heads?
C: No, he's God. He's everywhere at once.
W: Does he stretch?
3 comments:
This is the funniest thing ever! What a smart little boy to think of all those questions.
SUE
i love the "does he stretch" well... yes... kind of! did you ever find out what you are having?
No...but SOON!
It will be posted everywhere when I finally find out!
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