Walkerisms ~ Part Quatre

Chandler: (groaning in pain after Walker accidentally hurt him while play wrestling)
Walker: "Daddy, don't be sad, you need to be a tough boy!"

The Family: (riding in the car past a train on the way to get Will his new carseat)
Walker: "Bye, Bye, chu-chu train, we goin' to get Woo-Woo his big boy carseat!, you come with us?"

Me: "Walker, what are you doing?"
Walker: ".....Aw, notin'; I just a silly, silly boy!"


Me: "Walker, what happened?" (looking at the big mess he made on the floor)
Walker: " Walker broke dat into lots bits and pieces!"

Chandler: (at dinner) "So, what did you do today?"
Walker: "First ob all, (smack) I go office, then I go duck huntin', I go shootin', then I go Delhi!"

Walker: "Papa, can I have some of your beer?"
Lonn: "Yeah, I'll pour you a little bit in a cup."
Walker: (Immediately taking a sip) "Ahhhhh..... Just what I needed!"

Walker: (riding in the car...*note-- a lot of his deep thoughts occur to him in the car for some reason) "Look at dat moon over dere.......it's right in front of Sonic!"
Me: "Yeah, I see it!"
Walker: (a few minuites later...) "Momma, daddy, where did da' moon go?"
Chandler: "I don't know."
Walker: " I tink some guy took it and put it in the back of his truck!"

Walker: Gonna' move to Jackson soon?
Me: "Yes, soon!"
Walker: Momma, is God gonna be dere?
Me: "No, Walker, God lives in heaven, not Jackson!"
Walker: Ummm.....Actually, I tink he lives at Yaya and Papa's house!"

Walker: (Proudly holding up the tiniest little sequin)
"Look, I found a itty bitty, bitty "O"! "

Walker: (Looking at a dead roach on the floor- GROSS; I know, but at least it was dead!)
"Does roach have eyes?"
Me: "Yeah, it has eyes!"
Walker: (in a whisper) "I tink it's lookn' at me!"

Walker and Will: (laughing at each other in the car)
Walker: "Ahhh, Will, you da' cootest lil' boy I ever, ever, ever seen!"